And Fries.

The end of quasi-intelligent trading of thinly-veiled puns?

♪ Jump in to my van, it’s my bus of dreams.
Jump in to my van, I wanna make you scream. ♪

By playing my hit records non-stop for hours

come on and jump in my car

*fixes custard pies*
*applies make up*

And their set list would include:

Vann. Kitt and Carr’s evil grandfather.

They already have the touring van.

Inanimate objects

*byesqueeze*

My grammar preferred Tom Jones.

*phew*
For a minute, I thought I was going to be in trouble.

Sounds more like a band.

I bet that’s no Aubergine!

~I would love to see that.~

Grammar is to David Hasselhoff what a roundhouse kick is to Chuck Norris.

The angle was slightly off so I couldn’t see any faces (although one looked a bit like a wrinkly baby)

It must be a big top, because this place is becoming a circus.

good comment, bro.

They should make a movie starring ‘David Bus’ & ‘Hasselhoffs of Dreams’.

I’d go see it.

yeah, i can dig it.

i like this.

DOA

The Hoff doesn’t like grammar and grammar does not like the Hoff.

That van crashed in 1994, all careers inside died on impact.

I like to knock your top off, too.

Have you seen the photos?

 My wife is not going to be happy.

Proper grammar is apparently a problem for The Hoff

Looking up with a poised camera?

SACKKKK OF BALLLLSSS

I like to knock my top off

BALLLLSSSS
OFF SACKKKKKKKKK

exactly!
I have just the right plug for that socket
*runs off to wash ears out with soap* BYEEE! *squeeze!*

BALLLLLSACKKKKKKKKK

looks like a Hoffspital van

I like being on the bottom.

I have a dream.

Or nightmare, depending upon perspective.

Many have THAT dream.

You’ll put someone’s eye out like that!

Hey, every man has his dream.

Kitt must have had a revamp.

*jogs down the beach with breasts flapping in the wind*

Filled with burgers and booze.