Don’t trolls lose their regeneration if you use fire and or acid to remove body parts?

Hey, she got attacked REAL BAD

Can we stop using this for “Friday Rewinds” and stuff like that? Its not funny, it’s just dumb. It’s staged and doesn’t sound real and isn’t an actual fail and it lowers the standards of CHZ.

Patent trolling

*Smells the burnt asses*

Thank you, good to know I’m not the only one.

So many people on this board born not too long ago that actually think this is a real call. Man, this joke has been around for decades!!!!!

ANCIENT!

this is fake i know this for a fact

You should add subtitles, it’s impossible to understand anything…

I first heard this joke in Los Angeles on The Hudson and Landry show in the 60’s. The joke used “Figueroa” instead of Eucalyptus and Hill street instead of Oak.

NOT a 911 call.

Definitely a fail… by the guy who posted it.

The question is: who is more stupid, the emergency operator who can’t spell eucalyptus, or the man calling?

From the tone of this chaps voice he sounds like me might be from a part of the country warthogs (or things that go by that name in common usage) would real enough. I have to give the guy props for the presence of mind to develop a plan B when plan A became too rough to walk.

This is an ANCIENT joke. It came from an old movie from the 40s or 50s. A guy was calling for a TAXI to pick him up FROM jail. He tried in vain to spell “susquehanna street” for the cab dispatcher, then said “I’m going to have them transfer me to the oak street jail; send the cab there.”

Wait… Did he say “attacked by a warthog”? Is that some kind of code-phrase for domestic violence, or are warthogs more common than I thought?

This. His Joke was a guy was on “Sycamore street”. The 911 operator asks him to spell it, and he says “I’ll just drive him down to Lee St.” Obvious fake.

Fake. Hell, Jeff Foxworthy was doing this skit over a decade ago.

Love ‘em and leave ‘em, huh?

Louis Cyr, a famous Canadian wrestler known for his immense strength, worked as a policeman for a time, and once a horse had died on the street. He couldn’t spell the name of the street for his report, so he picked up the horse and carried it to another street. History!

Isnt America’s Education system Wonderful?

It’s the same guy saying both lines of a joke, not a real 911 call. How is a joke a fail?

It would have to be really old, as the E911 system gives the address and they wouldn’t need it spelled out. Also Google maps can autocorrect, ffs.

*notices her tissue box wiggling*

*tucks Mouse in & reads a rodent-friendly bedtime story*

LOL

e-y-e
s-e-a
w-a-t-t
e-w-e
d-i-d
t-h-e-i-r

*sigh*

Badger came, badger went.

Eucalyptus.

e-w-e
k-a-y
a-a-y
e-l-l
e-y-e
p-e-e
t-e-a
y-o-u
e-s-s

Eucalyptus.

I didn’t get video either, only audio. And a still picture. The picture looked nice though.

You weren’t the fail LGB.

T-H-A-T.

Ima get *THWACKED* I just know it.

He couldn’t even drag gum over to Oak street and chew a body at the same time.

I don’t think I could spell eucalyptus in a crunch… I think this is a dispatch fail…

Can you spell that?

I wouldn’t, but my dogwood.

The living …

That is why listing failpeeps is bad idea. Someone always gets left off the list. However much we like them.

That’s what the video actually is, but written out it sounds like Avis made up nonsense just to mess with poor Nightshade. Truth IS stranger than fiction.

And then an overpass comes in and flattens both of ‘em.

Guy calls in to 911, says his wife has been mauled by a warthog(!) and needs an ambulance to pick her up at an address on Eucalyptus street. When asked to spell that, he says that he’ll drag her over to Oak and that they can pick her up there.

S’okay, lil’ mouse! Badger’s really quite nice and very tame…

*hides in Nightshayde’s box of tissues*

Tequila and I do not get along. Even in margaritas. Dunno why.

The ‘i’ word — gets ‘em every time. Dint know whether my comment would show up again or not, the blog’s been so borked lately…

At leaf you know when to say when.

*doesn’t want tequila*
*would be happy if you were tequila troll though*

Hip hip dammit!

fail?

Just teasing, LGB.

*squeeze*

I’m fine with it in margaritas — just not so much as a straight shot.

Margaritas sound lovely right now, come to think of it. On the rocks, extra salt, please.

Do you get to stay for awhile, or is this just kind of a drive-by blogging thing?