Jump Fail
February 9th, 2010


epic fail, Jump Fail

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50 Responses  
Zan117A writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:13 am

The 5th girl from the left isnt there because she is so light that when she jumped, she never came back down.

You'll never know writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:06 am

I;m not a fatty. have you seen a pic of me?……………. nope thats what i thought. I’m just being nice because no one else is!

You'll never know writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:09 am

Thank you finally someone that isn’t being mean.

Nitengalez writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:25 am

They all look fat to me

Jay writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:34 am

She ate one of them there are ten ppl in the first pic and nine in the bottom one….

Ward writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 5:23 am

Haha, yeh that would be funny. :D

Miss Kitty writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 6:13 am

Oh… I get it… Its not that she just landed sooner (even though you can tell by looking at her hair). Its just cuz she’s fat. HAH. Hilarious. Really.

Maybe she’ll see this and feel bad about herself. That’d be even funnier.

Lorizz writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 6:48 am

Or gravity win?

youamlame writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 6:55 am

Yeah, she’s a hippo…pretty sure those suck at jumping too =p

youamlame writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 7:39 am

lmao, fatty

Typhoid Raj writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 8:35 am

Fat animals in the wild, get killed and eaten. Other animals enjoy the fat animals, they’re soft and tasty.

tomboy writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 9:31 am

She did jump, but came to earth much quicker

lol writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 9:59 am

priority fail. Very quick to say you’re not a fat girl while still trying to defend fat girls. You’re either a fat girl or are just as shallow as the rest of us–even moreso because you’re afraid to tell the truth about what you’re thinking, even on the internet.

A Friend writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 10:02 am

Umm.. No one thinks making fun of fat people helps them. It’s part of the joke.
Suggesting that offensive and mean spirited jokes are helpful = funny.
Lecturing people on sensitivity and correctness = not funny.

A Friend writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 10:59 am

The 300 lb and 100 lb weight will fall at the same rate (if they have more or less the same shape)- 9.8 meters per second squared. That’s first year physics. A feather falls slowly because of the wind. In a vacuum, the feather and the weigh fall at the same rate. I’ve seen this demonstration in physics class 20 years ago. I’m pretty sure it’s still true.

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 11:46 am

HAHAHHAHAHAA!!! like the trampoline effect! I should’ve known. The fifth girl dissapeared because she was the LIGHTEST of them all!

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:16 pm

That sounds like 5th grade physics… Or lower maybe?

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

It’s sad to know that even elephants don’t “get” fat. They’re born round. Like hippos…

Which makes me wonder… are they’re any fat animals in the wild? No. Domestic Dogs and cats get fat cause they get spoiled. Just like people.

sbt writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

It’s not a fail. It’s a gravity WIN! HAHA

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:34 pm

hahahahaha! fat people are FAT! hahahha

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Fat people are the sad reflection of a society that has more of what it needs. They’re undeserving of the public’s respect because they’re prey for useless diets that keep selling because no one will clarify that it’s not what you eat, it’s how much you eat. Fat people are weak, and worst of all, they’re FAT. I love my fat mother though.

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

fat people are funny. It’s the law.

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 2:54 pm

lol!! good one

nope writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:08 pm

The fat one thought “If what goes up must come down” then what’s the point of jumping, right?

gugiit writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Actually she jumped, inside a thick layer of fat hich hasn’t moved at all.
And she kept oscillating inside for a while.

Chich writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 3:52 pm

She didn’t jump. She’s lifting all of them.

Buran writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:35 pm

She did a micro-jump.

Purple Shirted Eye Stabber writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:39 pm

She didn’t lose them, they’re in the grass behind her. Looks like flip flops and she prolly figured they’d fly off anyway or make her slip upon landing.

Deniz writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 5:34 pm

1st 10girls
2nd 9girls..

yomom writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 5:59 pm

no she just a fatass
DANCE FAT GIRL!!!!

Rob writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 6:46 pm

Weight estimate FAIL.

Supposing that all the girls in the photo are typical height for their era (about 5′6″), the girl on the right is shorter than the rest, about 5′1″.
Her shape places her in roughly a size 20WP (USA modern), or about 200 pounds, certainly nowhere near 300.

Dana writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 7:16 pm

I was going to say “if she had jumped you’d be accusing her of breaking the sidewalk” but I see some closeted chubby-chasers upped the ante… earthquake in Haiti indeed.

hame writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 8:08 pm

Maybe she’s standing behind the fat girl

bltgsandwich writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 8:58 pm

She’s making a snake only using ppl instead of a skipping rope.

double fault writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 9:00 pm

oh snap!

Eric writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 9:16 pm

This is simple.

1. Everyone was told to jump for the picture, and the one on the right was exercising… her right NOT to jump.

2. I think she’s hot.

Cory writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 10:01 pm

That’s very observant. I’m impressed and no, didn’t notice till I read your comment!

John writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 10:28 pm

Fat chick ate the shoes, too.

enaM writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 11:18 pm

I think this is the rest of the world vs. the US

bob writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 11:20 pm

AHHH aTTACK OF THE OVER 9000 “1″’s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bob writes:
February 9th, 2010 at 11:59 pm

THIS IS MADNE NO THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bob writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 12:55 am

DOWN WITH GRAVITYIFSAASDF AF

bob writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 1:12 am

Or your just a nerd

Cyri writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 1:45 am

I don’t think anyone realises….that she’s holding up the rest of the girls! o.o

Julie writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 1:52 am

the only thing i find funny about this picture is that half the people who have commented on the girl’s weight are probably overweight themselves.

Raymond writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 1:57 am

softball has ten people on it.

FEER writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 2:07 am

Gravity Win – I’d say

MadLexx writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 2:18 am

I always knew gravity was a b*tch…

Sara writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 3:00 am

I love fat guys! :D

Jon writes:
February 10th, 2010 at 3:04 am

Nine sturdy girls, some in flannel – I’m thinking lesbian softball team.

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