If you mean happy then yes he is otherwise I doubt you have enough evidence to judge him as “homosexual”

turtles have sex bro
they scream while doing so

you do know trhat turtles lay eggs, rite? fail -.-

My commercial!!! pam bam bam bam YES!

A cheap date!

Also brings to mind the old “Stiff Stuff” hair gel ad – if it ain’t Stiff, it ain’t worth a f**k!

Necro-porn win???

It’s not a link, neither here nor on RGJ.com. It’s a literary/journalistic/internet suggestion that means “Hey, if you read my story, you can see the video I shot while on this wretched assignment!” Besides, you can’t put a video in a headline (code-wise) without really messing up your whole page. And for a website that has such a large archive, that would spell disaster.

Only if they find your body…

And they pop as you thrust! Yay refresher lube!

…but not be dead happy…

OHIO REPRESENT!!!

*cricket chirping*

Can I buy a noun?

OOH! Move to NV! I hear they’ve got an opening at the newspaper.

Ya, and one was bloody & five months pregnant with her head nearly cut off.

You started it…

Only in Ohio. Good thing the reporter did his job from 2 timezones away.

trophy didn’t come out right, retry…
O_____O
{ LPA }
]X[

OOH! LAME PUN AWARD!
O___O
{ LP }
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If they posted the actual video of him in the act, that would be cause for riot. But we’re not trying to promote necrophilia here, were just gauffing at the journalist’s choice of title. Considering where he works & the reputation he could have gotten with another title, I think he’s done as well as he can, considering the bredth of the story he was assigned to cover: “Wait, chief. This guy did WHAT?!?” Kimball is a man’s first name, ya?

…like your spelling…

that we are…

Ya, that’s the judge’s point. Humans of all kinds of backgrounds have their respective “funeral rites,” all (that I remember) of which are very respectful & dignified, even if a bit crude. You do what you gotta, not WHO you gotta.

*gets in line behind UnhappyVegemite*

Not even that far. This guy has done this several times, only convicted of three, and only recently lost his job with the morgue. Therefore, not only has he been caught, and not only caught more than once, but at the same morgue, likely by the same coroner. I mean, exactly how do you interrupt something like that?!? AND AGAIN!?!

Ya, they haven’t had a decent reporter in ages, so if you’re looking for said job, I’m sure they’d be thrilled to have you. Tell ‘em Bryce sent you.

Though I must ask: Bryce, did you actually grow up in Reno/Sparks, or just border-hop for the cheaper Good-Neighbor tuition?

*blushes* Apparently you are already quite well-versed in the ways of necrophilia. I’ll leave you two alone…

Idk. He confessed to several others, so “Deab” may well be among them.

Oh, it’s possible. Can’t quote the exact physics/biology at play, but it definitely happens. And, Slim, there are a LOT of people above you. If you really want the answer to your question, spend your next lunch break with your local coroner. Not only will they confirm & explain it, but probably crack up at the memories when you ask.

Nothing like having a good place to hang your hat for the last time you’ll ever bow your head.

Even so, the headline couldn’t be clearer. Video’s up & running, BTW, and yes, it’s just a lame courtroom excerpt of his sentencing.

Ya, their testimony wouldn’t hold up in court. They were too wishy-washy by the time the cops dug deep enough.

Only works if the alt-text reader is fully enabled. Hal2007: Google “smiley codes” and you should get a whole bunch. You’ll probably learn a fun bit about coding while you’re at it. happy smiling

*just threw up a little in Mr. Obvious’ mouth too*

*twice*

Glad you cleared that up, Jason. For a second I thought you were looking for a date. I think this might be the only way to actually bring up that specific fetish in a casual conversation. Kudos if you actually were looking for a date; that takes some guts.

Ya know, I think this may be one rapist who will be safe in the general population… I know I wouldn’t want to “touch” him.

ROFLMFAO!!!111!!!!!1!one!!!!!!1

No, it’s there. I just watched it, about 16 hours after you tried. Maybe they had a surge from all the Failbloggers Googling it. The video just an odd angle from the side, in the courtroom, as he’s standing in prison garb & shackles, getting sentenced. It’s only 1:59 long, and most of the dialogue is transcribed into the text article beside it (the stuff they left out of the written article was just the legalities of the length of his sentence, which crime each term is applied for & other officious blah-dee-blah). The other men in the video (bailiff, attorney, et al) look VERY uncomfortable.

It should be to the upper right-hand side. I thought it was an ad at first.

YOUR *SNORK* MADE ME *SNORK* – AND WAKE UP MY SLEEPING ROOMIES DOING SO!

*Digs through all the remaining squeezes, avoids the sneezes, rhesus, diseases, and asks the ever important question:
did it realize it forgot to put the lotion back in the basket?

G’night Coyote…
G’night Marius…
G’night Post Mistress Dragon Writer lady ma’am…
*yawns & patters off to bed*

Is that what that smell was?

And they still have the Catacombs in Paris as their trophy case.

“Philia” is the root for “love”, having a strong bent toward uncontrollable desire causing actual physical involvement.

Philosophy = Philo sophia = Love of knowledge
Philadelphia = City of Brotherly Love (root used twice, in “Phila” and “phia”)
Philanthropy = Love of mankind, usually charitable.
Philately = love of postage stamps.

You’re on the internet for crying out loud. Google it.

Well, considering all you have is a screenshot, it’s no small wonder the “link” doen’t work. The website’s name is three letters long (RGJ.com). How hard is that, really? And yes, the article & video are still up as of the posting of this message. That IS the best headline you can get with a crack-smoking loser like him. He deserves more, but his “other victims” have since rotted away.

I wanna see that.

I dunno I haven’t died before, but if you’re volunteering to find out I’ll support you

LOL wow your comment made me laugh so hard. Thank you; you just mad my day lol

was it a girl or a dude?

Oh god…..

Nothing like cracking open a cold one.

WOOOO RENO REPRESENT!!! lolz