Free Woody? Oh, I get it, “woody” is slang for an erection!

Perhaps the censorship supports the anti-whaling campaign.

Willy says: ‘Free me or ****!’

They also censored the word “Jailbreak” once.

I never realized I hate you so much

Yeah, having Santa say “Ha Ha Ha” and stuff. Glad I don’t live there.

goldang…

I didn’t want to be moderated for typing the proper name for a man’s pee-tube/tallywacker/dingle-dong.

Did you know that the word “dork” is the proper name for a whale’s p3n1s?

Likum & Howe.

Free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO, Free Willy!

Fail whale? LOL.

Fail, you can read the name on the coverart. Need more black bars !!!!!

wow thanks for the comments =] i thought it would be a fail fail

What’s the time? It’s time to get ***.

ponos?

I never realized Family Guy predicted it so correctly.

also if it’s Aussie, then their censorship regieme is becoming notoriously harsh, to the point it would be laughable if it wasn’t so dystopian

fiddle sticks!

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is also censored… wtf!

I just checked, and it’s the New Zealand iTunes too *sigh*

I’ve checked iTunes, and it is the Australian iTunes.

Mbuttive attack.

1. You misspelled “be” in a post meant to correct someone’s spelling error. I know everyone makes mistakes, but that is the kind of post you proofread.
2. A-S-S-A-S-S-I-N-A-T-E
3. Safety

Clbuttic mistake.

**** * ***** **’* ****

Not this version

Be*
Darn you bad typing habits!

You spelled “assasinate” wrong.
Therefore this never happened.
It would only bu “buttasinate”.
Which isn’t nearly as funny…

Why bother swimming all that way when they can just get on a plane and fly over in comparative comfort? No visas required just a passport and noone sends them home again

Nah Kiwis are OK they’re like an annoying little brother always invading your turf and stealing your thunder

Still…. {http://invadenewzealand.com}

Only if you shake it more than 3 times.

My dad is your best friend?

nice. i bet no one got the reference…

|the kid|

good eye, private. or good private eye. pick one.

|the kid|

that’s n***

(oups, it filtered too) ^_*

That’s not moby… sounds like Don’t Fear the Groper.

spanky

It’s out back behind your mother’s house. The single-side with all the rust on the sides and no roof on top.

sussy

no, but earlier I saw your ussy.

I googled it and discovered that Google employs the digitally ancient convention of using asterisks as wildcards.

Sure, that goes back decades but I haven’t used wildcards in a while so I didn’t expect to see that.

Oh, yes, just duck under a rusty fence, and wade through a river merely 1490km wide, and you’re in!

it’s a photoshop job

also we forgot to exclude *** and ****** and the **** word

Traditional British fare is ripe for this: clickie.

In some english speaking countries Willy, instead of being a nickname for someone named William, is a slang term for a man’s p*n*s. So Willy, even though it was the whale’s name, was censored.
It’s not so much a censorship fail (though I notice they didn’t censor the title of Free Willy 2) as a slang/name fail. Some things just don’t cross the pond well.

This is actually a double-fail. The movie was released in 1993, not 1997.

free penis XD

I dont get it

*puts on best Mick Dundee voice*

That’s not an Aussie censorship fail, THIS (see below) is an Aussie censorship FAIL!!!

{http://www.news.com.au/technology/south-australian-state-government-gags-internet-debate/story-e6frfro0-1225825750956}

They’re probably Aussie or Kiwi dollars. Not only is our dollar weaker than yours but everything is more expensive over here because our economy is still growing and we have near full employment despite the GFC.

1 AUD = roughly 88 US cents
1 NZD = roughly nothing which is why they invade Australia (if you Americans think Mexicans illegally crossing the border is a problem, try living next door to the Kiwis, some 20% of the NZ population live in Australia)